The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

0 Comments Posted in: Sad Sayings About Being Fat

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.
George Bernard Shaw

HTML Embed Code

BB Code for Forums

Image URL

More Entries

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it

Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run

Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but Jealousy sees the sharpest for it

It takes two people to create a successful relationship. It only takes one person to make it fail.

It takes a minute to find a special person

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in

A real friend is someone who sees the pain in your

“I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.” “Yes. Hector’s mouth is going to drop open when he sees you.”

I’m beautiful to the one person who matters.” “Yes. Hector’s mouth is going to drop open when he sees you

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

More Entries

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Categories