Never call a girl fat. You don’t know how far she’ll go to prove you wrong.

Big difference between being thick and just being fat.

There is a fine line between being curvy and being fat. That line is called a ‘stretch mark.’

Being fat and being

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.

Running away doesn’t help you with your problems, unless you’re fat. Then yeah, run.

No the dress doesn’t make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else’s opinion definitely makes you seem shallow!

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.”

“The reason fat people are happy is that their nerves are well protected.”

“I am a nutritional overachiever!”

“I was really tired of words like ‘plus size’, ‘round’ and ‘large’. I thought, ‘come on we’re fat’.”

“If nature had intended for our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.”

“I’ve always thought of fat as just a descriptive word.”

“In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.”

“You’re either too fat or too thin. You just can’t win.”

“When we lose twenty pounds…we may be losing the best twenty pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.”

“There’s a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.”

“With my sunglasses on I’m Jack Nicholson; without them, I’m fat and 60!”
curvy are really 2 different things. Having curves is no excuse not to take care of your body.

“Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!”