Divorce, because squeezing the toothpaste bottle in the middle is unforgivable.

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Divorce, because squeezing the toothpaste bottle in the middle is unforgivable.

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I’ve been through divorce and will always be a “divorced kid”…. For me, my parent’s divorce

“But in the real world, you couldn’t really just split a family down the middle, mom on one side,

“In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.

Dam my head banging from constantly thinking of you. It’s the middle of winter cold world outside but inside it was so warm.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything!

A big middle fingers up to the ones who used

I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean

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