The first time I was on TV

The first time I was on TV, on “Flight of the Conchords,” someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’

Life is a little easier for attractive people

 

Life is a little easier for attractive people, can we admit that? Think about it, if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, “Oh, they’re nice,” but if the stranger’s ugly, you’re like, “What do they want? Get away from me weirdo.”